WTF? Wednesday

WTF?
I’m having a WTF Wednesday
kinda like
Tam’s WTF Thursdays….

there’s a guy on one of my forums
that’s a sanctimonious prig
and I’ve been hoping
that his judgements had to do with
an interpretation issue on my part
turns out he’s just a fucking asshole
and I’m about to ban him
and what I want to say to him is

“fuck you you fucking fuck”

this morning
the boss arrives and spends the better part
of 2 hours regaling us with stories
about herself
and her understanding
of herself

“I’m the most authentic person in the world”

(reminds me seriously of that line from Beaches
were Bette Midler says to Barbara Hershey’s character
“enough about me…what about you?
How do you feel about me?”)

she’s taken 6 of the last 10 days off
and will be off at noon tomorrow for the weekend
cos it’s her birthday
and alla sudden I’m not allowed to talk in the office
cos she’s busy

the term “fuck you you fucking fuck” comes to mind again

apparently I’ve run out of expletives for the day

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What a weekend

so
I had some tests done on Friday
they neglected to tell me before I arrived
that I’d not be allowed to drive after
nor was I allowed to take a cab home

my friend Kimmie came and rescued me
I was whacked outta my gourd
and as a result I slept for the rest of the day
and through the night

I sooo wanted to spend the weekend riding
but instead….

I got up early and headed up Island to my bother’s
cos his eldest was grad-ing as valedictorian
got as far as Crofton
stopped to see some old friends
it was niiiiiice

then headed to Courtenay
where it was 25 degrees in the shade
(that’s 77 F for those of you metrically challenged)
so because I’d only packed warm clothes I had to shop
and then sit in a gymnasium with 300 others
at 30 – 34 degrees (86 to….well you get it)
watching and weeping as our baby boy
who is now 6ft 5in
spoke about the future
and mastering your fears
and being up to the challenge
and to go your own way
and be true to yourself

*sigh*

then we had a late supper
and tried to go to bed
but it was soo hot
and the we couldn’t open the windows
so I didn’t sleep
and the grad kids came to the house at 4:45 AM

around 8 I got a call from the cousin that lives here
that one of the maiden aunts that are visiting
from Toronto
had some kind of heart attack or stroke
so we careened back down the highway
the 3ish hours to get home
and see to them

I went to bed last night at 9
and slept till 6AM
went to work and got sent home at 2 pm
cos I wasn’t able to keep my eyes open
and I’ve since fallen asleep on the couch
3 times

I’m a mess
I wonder if it’s stress?
or heat?
or the drugs on Friday?
or lack of sleep?
or all of the above
I feel like crap!

the good news is that the aunt’s condition is treatable
and my Crohn’s is not on the move…

Goodnight!
and thanks for comin out!
LoL

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