I am not in a good mood
the weather and my mood
seem well matched
at the moment
the little prick that hit my trike
is not returning my calls
so I’ve a call in to the cop
that did the accident report
and I’m formulating a letter to his boss
after all…he was driving the company truck
pissed as a billy goat
but there’s not much chance
I can afford the repairs
did I tell you
that he also broke down
the chain link fence
betwixt us
and the park that night
and
uprooted a tree….
all in the same move
that hit my trike….?
the boss….”Hysteria”
has informed me
that I am not the person needed
to fill the job
that has come available in our office
she tells me
that she’s a Meyer’s Briggs facilitator
so she knows personalities
and she’s sure
I’m not the person for the job
I said that I’m pretty sure
that her issue is that she won’t get
someone to do all the work
I’m doing
for the same wage
that she’d have to actually resource
my current job with 2 people
she says
that she’s going to make the new
person do all the weekend work
and the budget….
but I know she’s just saying that
and when the new person gets hired
that’ll change
it would offer me a raise
of $4000.00 a year
however
it would also mean
that I take on a lot more of
Hysteria’s responsibilities…
and while I don’t mind
that type of work
I think that if I’m gonna do her work
I’ll oughta get paid her wage
I’m so bloody overworked right now
it ain’t even haha
I can’t even catch up to myself….
for the next 6 weeks my work life
is gonna involve 12 hr days
and weekend work too
and she has the nerve
to take off to Mexico for 2 weeks
smack dab in the middle of it
cos
her friend is getting married
“so what?…yer business should go down
the tube while yer gone…cos I’ll be there by
myself….doing 3 people’s jobs”
and while I’m on the subject
how fair is it to expect me to train
the new person?
cos she’s gonna be away!
the new person that’s gonna be
one step up the
food chain from me!
I think I feels
some poor health
coming on
then there’s the parties…
seems that I’ve been
invited to 2
do I go
and keep my mouth shut?
or do I go
and call a spade a lying sack of shit?
seems better
to just stay home….
and stay outta trouble
for a change
also
and then
there’s the fadder
who sends me an email
entitled “Daddy’s Dick”
seems that he’s got skin cancer
in his foreskin
so he has to have a circumcision
he’s waiting for a date
( I tell ya that I was hard pressed
to keep from mentioning
that maybe his dick
wouldn’t be rotting off
if he hadn’t have
stuck it in soooo
many places
while he was married
to my mom
but I persevered
and didn’t)
I call a week later
and ask if he’s got a surgery date
he says “ya”
I say “when”
he says ” tomorrow”
huh? what?
so yesterday at 78 yrs of age
the fadder got circumcised….
at least this time
he took the pain pills!
the VOD is home
got home yesterday afternoon
got smashed last night
feels like shit today
see?
the more things change
the more they remain the same!
so to get back to the subject I began with
I am in a piss poor mood
I suggested to a friend that maybe
I should buy an S.A.D. light
she suggested that I don’t need one
that I don’t have S.A.D…I’m just a bitch!
some friend….eh?
to hell with mercury I say
to hell with being in retrograde again
I’m gonna have a nap!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
