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ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.

4. The “paw slide” -Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality .
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Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you!

some people suffer writer’s blocks
and are unable to write for days at a time

that doesn’t seem to be my problem…

my problem is that there is soo much going on
I don’t known where to begin

I’ve found myself hugely disappointed
in a whole bunch of people
that I had respected
and the result is
that I am reluctant to speak about it

I can say – I’m getting pretty tired of the “all about me” show
I’m pretty much finding myself
at the “pull the plug” stage
er- “exit stage left” stage as it were

I try to live my life
from a postion of giving, love and integrity
I’ve been a long time getting here
and I know I don’t quite have it right yet
but I strive for it each and every day
consiously

but

I think that every once in a while
my bubble gets burst
and I land back in the real world
with a big ole thud!

and I am faced with the fact
that entirely too many people
think more of themselves
than they do others

sad eh?