January 07, 2008

Posted on January 1, 2008 by Wyzwmn

so I’m home….

did ya miss me?

I went to visit friends
and they ever so lovingly gave me
their freakin cold
so I’m home
with a toad id by dose
nothing sleep won’t cure….

but really
mostly we laughed
and it gave me a running start at
hoping that 2008 will be a nicer year
than last year….

I’ve been reading blogs posted by others…
and I’ve been reading about resolutions
as posted by Crystal….
and the thing that strikes me….
(besides the fact that she’s pretty funny)
is that there is a whole bunch
of hugely opinionated people
reading blogs these days….
and maybe I’m one of them

but she gets hundred’s of comments
and while part of me is jealous
part of me still relishes the wicked
anonymity of
writing for myself
or for an audience that I
“kinda sorta” know

interestingly enough
people are always telling me that
I should write a book
but most of them don’t read books
they read blogs
go figure….

anyway…
in reading the comments
on Crystal’s blog
I wanted to comment
on the response from one fellow named BradK
who comments rather didactically
about paganism, exercise and conspiracy theories
in her blog comments
but he incensed me so much
that I had to do it here….

Hey BradK!
I think I just heard yer sphincter slam shut!
alla way up here in Canada
doood
feel free to not offer so much “helpful” advise
ya twatsicle!

my work here is done!

ps….I’m in love with Dolly!

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the dead guy’s tv and other things

Posted on December 30, 2007 by Wyzwmn

the dead guy’s tv
works like a hot damn
it’s like going to the movies
it’s soo big
and it’s not on the floor like the last one
so no more sore neck!
the DVD player ain’t working with it tho
it’s like that flippin machine is determined
to not work for me at all
then again
it could just be the way it was all
wired together
and me with all these new DVD’s to watch
(which would likely explain my not having attended
one of the movies I’d planned to see
over the holly daze)

my building manager
just moved out…
he’s gonna manage the building
from his new home down the road
while that doesn’t bode well
for those of us still living in this building
it speaks volumes about qualifying for a mortgage
and I gotta get my loppy arse to the bank!

if I buy a home
will ya’ll help me move?
hehehehe

and here’s the eternal question
should I buy a car first
and then get a mortgage?
or mortgage first
and then car?
hey!
maybe they’ll let me have both~!

as you can tell
my mood has lifted slightly
part of that was hearing from an old friend
this morn
and part is…
I am off for a New Years Eve revellry with friends
I will be back late on the 1st
as I have to work on the 2nd
I gotta say tho
even with all the sturm and drang
of this season
and the VOD
it sure is nice to have a week off
that doesn’t actually cut into my holly daze

My wish list for you and yours in the coming year consist of:

I wish you good health…
I wish you happiness…
I wish you sunshine…
I wish you wisdom…
I wish you Joy…
I wish you Love…
and last but not least…
I wish you Peace

Happy New Years my friends!

see ya’ll in 2008!

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