What would I like for Xmas you ask?
Well I’ll tell you that besides the obvious Peace On Earth…I’d like one whole day without gut problems.
Just one day where I wake up not feeling nauseous or gurgling and worrying about what will happen with my guts today…and that it holds the whole day long.
Just one day of not having too much gas coming out either end and not praying it’s gas and not something worse in public.
Not having to pray I don’t have an accident again in public.
Not having to explain to anyone why I spend as much time in public washrooms as I do (and while I’m on the subject…turn on the damn heat…I’m not hanging out in here cos I love the view!)
Not having to carry a change of clothing every where I go.
Not having to worry about whether or not I smell.
Not having to worry about the effect any or all food has on my gut.
Not having to fight nausea or reflux or puking 24/7.
Not having the lethargy, the brain fog, the heat flashes, etc etc etc.
Just one day.
