it started out
to be a stellar day
and already
it’s fubar
and it ain’t even noon
some people think they have
a genetic obligation
towards
condescension and patronization
don’t try that shit with me
I can give way way better than I get.
then there’s the tax drones
all their advertisement
and signage says
no appointment necessary
but when you walk in
they tell you
that you can’t see anyone
without an appointment
and they can make one for you
for 3 weeks hence
really?
don’t write on your fucking door
that I don’t need an appointment
in big jeezly block letters…
if I do
and if you are a bicycle rider
or a group of same
riding Wallace or West Saanich
and you think you are too good
to ride on the shoulder
or the bicycle lane
you ain’t – SRSLY!
move the fuck over
and stop riding 3 or 4 across
this isn’t a team sport
the law states in your own lane
just like me…
and if you are driving your vehicle
down a country road
at speeds akin to the racetrack
at least don’t drive
down the center of the road
or the wrong side of the road
so I don’t get hit
by a 16 yr old
in his daddy’s 4X4
pulling out of my driveway
and while on the subject of
driving
how about trying out your turn signals
before you make a turn?
not when you are half way thru it
most specifically
when you’ve slowed all traffic
down to a crawl
to make said turn
and that as they say
is all
here’s hoping the dealership
doesn’t fuck with my buzz
this afternoon
Peace Motherfuckers!
